MEME TIME (got eet from Emmy C.)

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random - The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 - The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ - The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result.

TA-DAAAAA MY RESULT!

And now for a friendly discussion between sisters. Who is Mrs. Lovett? Bella or Cissy? Let's find out.

Cissy (07:50:43 pm): no
Cissy (07:50:50 pm): I WAS A SWEENEY FAN BEFORE YOU
Bella (07:50:54 pm): *scowls*
Cissy (07:50:56 pm): I ACTUALLY SAW THE MOVIE
Cissy (07:51:01 pm): and bought the soundtrack
Bella (07:51:02 pm): bu
Bella (07:51:04 pm): butttt
Cissy (07:51:05 pm): *sneer*
Cissy (07:51:09 pm): muahahaa
Bella (07:51:09 pm): I AM MRS LOVETT GAH
Cissy (07:51:14 pm): NOT ANYMORE HUNNY
Bella (07:51:21 pm): NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Cissy (07:51:28 pm): HAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cissy (07:51:29 pm): my pie
Bella (07:51:36 pm): MAH PIE
Bella (07:51:42 pm): *bakes you in a pie*
Cissy (07:51:47 pm): hey
Cissy (07:51:51 pm): im mrs. lovett
Bella (07:51:54 pm): be quiet
Bella (07:51:57 pm): you're in my pie
Cissy (07:51:59 pm): thats my thing >:]
Bella (07:52:06 pm): shhhh
Bella (07:52:10 pm): act more like a pie
Cissy (07:52:38 pm): hahaha
Cissy (07:52:42 pm): exactly!
Cissy (07:52:49 pm): XDXD
Bella (07:52:54 pm): *RAAAARSHF*
Cissy (07:53:04 pm): XDXDXD
Cissy (07:53:07 pm): yay
Cissy (07:53:08 pm): i win
Bella (07:53:14 pm): *chucks cissy-pie out the window*
Cissy (07:53:24 pm): IM NOT CISSY ANYMORE
Cissy (07:53:30 pm): im mrs lovett!
Bella (07:53:39 pm): SHUT YOUR MOUTH, PIE
Bella (07:53:52 pm): YOU'RE HAVING DELUSIONS OF GRANDUER
Cissy (07:54:18 pm): HEY THATS FROM WICKED WHICH I ALSO KNEW ABOUT BEFORE YOU
Cissy (07:54:26 pm): bwaahahahaa
Bella (07:54:30 pm): i didn't even know i was quoting wicked
Bella (07:54:32 pm): XD
Bella (07:54:39 pm): I JUST SAID IT ALL BY MYSELF, YOU PIE

WE'LL SERVE ANYONE, MEANING ANYONE, AND TO ANYONE

AT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

Bella and Cissy decided to draw some pretty pictures. At 2:00 AM.

After drinking a lot of sugar...I mean, tea.

This is birthday gift art for my mum, done with my tablet only. It's a little birdy creature growing out of a plant surrounded by magic butterflies of happiness! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU!

A doodle I coloured with my tablet - it was supposed to be a boy when I drew the head, but then I wanted to draw a frilly dress so I tried to change it into a girl by adding eyelashes and such (I left the hair because I thought a short-haired girl in a poofy dress would be cute). But to me it still looks like a boy - a girly boy. I dunno. My tablet works very nicely, as you can see :).

OOOOH, only two days until Roddy and I go to an old-fashioned ball and dance around like they did in the olden days! I have a large poofy dress which weighs about fifteen million years ago and is big enough for my little sister to crawl under WHILE I AM WEARING it and sit comfortably in there without even bumping my legs or anything. It is absolutely gargantuan (I had to get a five-hoop hoop skirt) and I don't fit through doors when wearing it. I have to like smoosh it on both sides and then edge through any potential doorways. Also when I sit down and it collapses around me, I look like a melted cake or maybe like a skinny version of Hepzibah Smith without big hair. Or maybe I look like ENYA. Who knows? I shall post pictures eventually and you all can gaze upon my satiny, lacey, ribbony, frilly self in awe of the hugeness of my ballgown.

Tablet practice! Yes, I got a tablet for Christmas so I fooled around with it, testing what it can do, and whatnot! Squeee, I am so happeh happeh joy! And I named my tablet.....Gypsy O.o. Because when I was plugging it all in and thinking that all I could think of for a name was Tabletpoo, which is a rip-off of Makani's tablet ideas, I was also singing Frollo songs- "Now, gypsy, it's your turrrrrrnnnnnn!!!" And so I named it XD.

Oooh look! My bloggy got a Christmas present - a new layout :). Yaaaaay.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night....

TIME FOR PRESENTS!!! Rabastan and Cissy both requested Christmas gift art, sooo....

Ta-da! Here it is! Hope you people are pleased!



Here we have Ashley and Avarice Cavari, characters from the book Rabastan and I are writing, and the Gilmore Girls Man. This picture is based on a true story. Merry Christmas, Rab!



And this is Cissy and Wiggins from Pocahontas. Wiggins is bringing Cissy a Bungen Tree (it's a looong story) complete with a wee Voldy peeking out of the top! You might remember that particular Voldy design from a comic I did a while back in which the Bungen Tree belonged to the Dark Lord. Anyway. Merry Christmas, Cissy!

Little frilly Enya, maybe nine years old. I was nostalgic for the Cave Art Era when I had no magical Photoshop and all I could do was outline my drawings with black marker and then colour them *very badly* with coloured pencils. I was not so nostalgic as to actually bring out the coloured pencils, as you can see.

WHAT?!?!?

DRACO MALFOY MARRIED SOME RANDOM PERSON NAMED ASTORIA GREENGRASS?!?!

OHHHHHH I AM MAD (see below photograph for evidence of madness -both kinds, by the way).

Dear JKR,

Why couldn't you have left Draco with an un-named wife so that everybody could make up their own girl for him? So that I could pretend he married Enya??? Urgh. JKR, really. The only thing people needed to know was that Ron and Hermy got together and that Harry and Ginny got together. Everything else should be imaginated by all your adoring fans. Now we know who Neville and Luna and DRACO married and we cannot imaginate it for ourselves. WHERE'S THE MAGIC IN THAT?!

And yes, I did sign up for the live webchat with you and I did make sure I woke up early to go there and be in the same webchat with you and I DID ask who Draco married, but that was only because I was hoping with all my heart that you would say, "Oh, I really didn't make anyone up for Draco" and then I'd say, "C-c-can I name her?" and then you'd say, "Sure, name her before this whole assembly of webchatters and become famous for naming Draco's wife" and then I'd write in all caps, "ENYA JADE" and you'd say, "Ooh, good name". But it was not so and it will never be so.

Quoth the raven. Nevermore.

Love,

Bellatrix Lestrange (WHO BY THE WAY YOU LET MOLLY WEASELY KILL. UGH.)

This. Is. Genius.

I couldn't draw his arm, okay? It is okay though because I'm trying to get into more sketchy, unfinished art. If one body part doesn't work out, so be it. It looks cool when you colour unfinished stuff - leaves things to the imagination. Anyway, here we have Asthore, hanging out on this couch thing which I wish I had in my room. It looks nice and cushy. However, that's not what I wanted to talk about. Basically, I wanted to share this Wikipedia article with you, which happens to be a very good description of Asthore's personality. Don't get me wrong, he's a good-hearted guy, but still, he definitely has a lot of this going on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Pan_syndrome

Arcane declared war on us? They're setting stuff on fire? Mmkay.

Everyone knows that the only thing funnier than Drafar is Drollo and Esmerenya!!! Well, maybe not. I'm not sure that anything I draw will make me laugh as much as Drafar. Whatev. Here, I'm posting these two now because I've decided to put off colouring page two of Shadow of Death until the weekend and you need something new to look at until then, right? But also because I drew these pics while laughing like crazy and am still laughing like crazy and will never stop laughing unless I show them to somebody. Ideally the entire Internet.

GUESS WHAT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE DRAWING ENYA'S LEGS D:

I stole this meme from Makani because she always has the best memes, and because this seemed like a lot of fun. It was. So, for this meme, you must list 12 characters from your various fandoms without looking at the questions, and then answer the questions.

1. Draco (HP)
2. Jafar (Aladdin)
3. Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
4. Bellatrix (ahaha me - HP)
5. The White Witch (Narnia)
6. Wiggins (Pocahontas)
7. Nagini (HP)
8. Artemis (Artemis Fowl XD)
9. Frollo (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
10. Noface (Spirited Away)
11. Voldemort (HP)
12. Tsarmina (Mossflower)

01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Wiggins! I mean, unless you need to learn how to kill people. But Wiggins because he would bounce around and be adorable and his classes would be super-fun and you would learn how to make things like arrow hats and bushes in the shape of unicorns.

02. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
AHAHAHAHAHA KDHFGIEWRO;LFGNBHO;LEWEDBFIGLWAS
I CANNOT RATE MYSELF ON MY HOTNESS APOHJFWPEOKDGRF XDDDDD.

03. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Tsarmina the cat queen sends Our-Team-Is-Fowl on a mission to use his computer skills to vanquish the woodland creatures of Mossflower and stuff. It does not work when the palace floods in the end and all the computers get wet and explode in Artemis' cute little face.

04. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
The Bible. But then, secretly, How to Seduce Gypsies.

05. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Ohhhh Jafar would totally scare the crap out of Wiggins, no problem!!!

06. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
SHE SHOULD SHARE A ROOM WITH FROLLO BECAUSE WHITE WITCH/FROLLO IS A COOL SHIP. Or something.

07. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They go to a fancy restuarant and Nagini and Tsarmina sit at one end of the table whispering to each other in animal language and making Jafar feel really awkward so he sits at the other end of the table twisting his beard and playing with his caviar. Duh.

08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
HOWL VS. NOFACE! Noface upchucks on Howl who freaks out and throws a fit because now his hair and prettyboy outift are covered in slime. And then Noface stands around going "Uh, uh" and showing off his fake gold while Howl lays on the floor and screams.

09. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Okay, so Draco stole Artemis' computer or sommat, so then Artemis showed up with Butler the huge manbeast and Draco took one look at Butler the huge manbeast and cowered for a while and gave it back and then cried secretly later.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
In Which Small Helpless Animals Get Eaten.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
"HAI DWAKEYPOO I'M YER AUNTIE BEWWATRIX, COME HELP ME TORTURE THE WORLD!!!!" He would not be able to resist.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I would play with her all day and tie a pretty bow around her neck and we would talk together in Parselmouth and hiss in people's ears and be BFFs!

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
TO BECOME BLONDE AGAIN.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Um....do I count as my own friend??

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Jafar is SO on my side. The Witch would not be able to appreciate the twisty beardness or the magic cobra stick, of course.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"UH UH UHHHHHHHHH!"

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
5 years ago (ZOMG FIVE YEARS AGO?!?!) I would have chosen some stupid adorable song because I used to fangirl Artemis like crazay. Now that is a thing of the past and all I can think of is James Bond music XD.

18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Well Wiggins only reached for it because he wanted to serve it to Draco because Wiggins is automatically in servant mode in the presence of a rich snooty child but Tsarmina is going in for THE KILL and totally scares Wiggins off so then Draco is all, "I WAAAAAANTED THAT *pout*" and then Tsarmina totally scares him off too so Wiggins and Draco high-tail it out of the restaurant and zoom off in an expensive car while Tsarmina eats her scallion pancake in peace.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
*shrivels into a ball*
I HAVE NO IDEA AND THEY'RE BOTH GUYS XD.
Something about Noface being the tall, dark, and handsome type though.
Or about being so mysterious. Or about Noface's entrancing voice.
*dies a lot*

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Turning people into stone!!!!

21. What is 6's secret?
I don't think he has any secrets because he tells everybody everything in his talkative joyful happiness of joy and joyness. I mean, what kind of a secret would he have? That he *secretly* has a hyperactivity disorder? THAT IS JUST NOT A SECRET.

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
They are both 70+-year-old men that run around like crazy people. If Voldemort didn't Apparate or just kill Frollo along the way, I'd say it would be a tie.

24. 1 (Draco) and 9 (Frollo) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Bellatrix) sinister secret organization. 11 (Voldemort) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Voldemort) is actually a spy for 4 (Bellatrix). Meanwhile, 4 (Bellatrix) has kidnapped 12 (Tsarmina) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (The Witch Witch), they seek out 3 (Howl), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

This would be called Draco and the Cartoon Version of Himself as an Old Man Infiltrate my Secret Organization, Resulting in My Delight. Cissy would read it and die. I can't think of anyone else who would waste their time. And I am the only one who would write such a thing.

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Who wants a computer nerd when they can have a gigantanormus venomous super-snake? I CHOOSE NAGINI.


What I have learned from this: Wiggins needs to be Draco's servant. The more I think about this the funnier it is. Because all I can think of is Wiggins running around Malfoy Manor singing the Money Song all the time and annoying Draco to no end. And annoyed!Draco is always hilarious. Also, the White Witch/Frollo would be pretty cool, except Frollo belongs with Esmeralda because that would be too cute for words. Aaaaand, it has been FIVE FREAKIN' YEARS since I fangirled Artemis Fowl and I seriously couldn't care less about him now and that fills me with a strange mix of sadness and pure joy and joyness. Plus, I want Wiggins to teach all my subjects in college.

That is all.

Shadow of Death: An Exception

Presenting the first page of my original comic series, Shadow of Death! Wheee. I'll post a page weekly. Anyway, the comic is all about this little girl who Death was meant to kill, but instead raised as his own child. Hope you all like it! Oh, and I got the smoke and blood drippy effects with brushes I downloaded off of Deviantart.

Quotes of Note from AIM Conversations, by Bella and Cissy.

Cissy (9:10:03 PM): thats dairylicious

Bella (9:19:37 PM): *shocks you with one of those things that they use on heart attack victims*

Cissy (9:42:19 PM): IM GOING TO PUT SALT IN MY EYE AND SCREAN

Cissy (9:49:37 PM): or he might just insult mcgingolalasg tinsel and get kicked out that way...

Cissy (9:51:16 PM): I would use my spidey skills to vaquish them all

Bella (08:55:04 pm): ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THINGS ON PIRPOSE
Cissy (08:55:11 pm): NOGHSU

Bella (08:51:47 pm): i just sneezed off my headphones

Cissy (9:54:17 PM): YOULL NEVER ESCAPE, MAGGOTS

Bella (11:37:07 AM): i keep thinking of you spewing out water

Cissy (05:49:04 pm): BELLA IM GOING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND AND MAKE A BOA OUT OF HIM! BELLA SIT DOWN YOU'RE MAKING A BLOODY SCENE!!!

Cissy (08:06:37 pm): i'll never be a phsycyatrist

Bella (08:43:46 pm): *PUNTS A HOUSE-ELF OVER THE HILLS AND DALES*

Bella (05:37:59 pm): WAIT MY RODDY?!
Cissy (05:38:16 pm): yes, Bella.....yes

Bella (05:42:58 pm): OKAY I WILL BECAUSE NOW I HAVE SMILE

Bella (06:46:07 pm): You have the most beautiful lips I've ever seen.

Cissy (06:47:53 pm): but whats a leele red???

Bella (06:52:52 pm): YOUR EETH
Cissy (06:52:52 pm): MY EETH! MY EETH!

Cissy (07:01:46 pm): EVERYTHING IS EXLODING WITH MALFOYS

Bella (07:23:56 pm): SNAPE KILLS ME BECAUSE HIS UPPER BODY STAYS IN BASICALLY THE SAME POSITION BUT THE REST OF HIM SNAKES ALL OVER THE PLACE

Bella (07:24:23 pm): ron is a deformed midget on a quidditch pitch

Cissy (6:13:17 PM): ive brought you somat new flors yea uld fatty!

Bella (4:07:34 pm): we have to do something with mashed potatoes

Cissy (6:15:04 PM): that be yer scull, mate

Bella (06:26:54 pm): will smith's face kills me ded

Cissy (6:18:12 PM): oi be scrubbing yeh scull wif all me strength

Bella (3:09:49 PM): *sprays rum in your face*

Cissy (3:07:18 PM): nah, only when it has pimples.

Cissy (7:45:56 PM): AND WE'LL HAVE LEAVES IN OUR HAIR AND DIRT ON OUR CHEEKS AND WE'LL BE CARRING BAGS OF CHIPS AND WHEN WE RUN, WE'LL THROW THEM TO THE GROUND FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT

Bella (08:06:20 pm): OH MY
Bella (08:06:34 pm): I THINK MY FACE JUST FIZZLED OFF MY HEAD
Cissy (08:07:08 pm): wowwwww
Bella (08:07:18 pm): i took a quiz about what fan fiction draco do you like best or something and i somehow came out with "Leather pants!Draco"
Bella (08:07:23 pm): I DO NOT EXIST ANYMORE
Cissy (08:08:57 pm): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAGBFSUIAJF AUIOFJASOFIGJAOF
Cissy (08:09:13 pm): IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR MAKING ME PICTURE THAT
Bella (08:09:21 pm): *is forbidding self from even thinking about LeatherPants!Draco*
Bella (08:09:28 pm): *is trying my best*
Bella (08:09:34 pm): *is not failing at all*
Bella (08:09:38 pm): *really*
Cissy (08:09:46 pm): don't kid yoursellf dearie
Cissy (08:09:49 pm): XD
Cissy (08:09:59 pm): you need to post this conversation on your blog
Cissy (08:10:02 pm): right now
Bella (08:10:02 pm): *seriously will not be thinking about this forever*
Bella (08:10:09 pm): OMG NO
Bella (08:10:31 pm): *hyperventilation*
Cissy (08:10:31 pm): DO IT
Bella (08:10:55 pm): when i get over LeatherPants!Draco I will
Bella (08:12:17 pm): BUT I WILL
Bella (08:12:20 pm): NOW LET'S CONTINUE
Cissy (08:12:24 pm): lol
Bella (08:12:59 pm): *is still not thinking at all in any way about leather or pants*
Cissy (08:12:59 pm): BELLABELLAGOGOGOOO

Later.....

Bella (08:13:24 pm): I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY THUMB
Cissy (08:13:25 pm): AHAHAHAA
Cissy (08:13:30 pm): wait
Cissy (08:13:32 pm): wha?
Bella (08:13:42 pm): I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE THUMB
Bella (08:13:46 pm): that is just all.
Cissy (08:14:23 pm): your starting to becomg extremely uncreative with your threats....what happened to your wittle axie-poo?
Bella (08:14:32 pm): OOH
Bella (08:14:37 pm): I FERGOT I HAD AN AXE
Cissy (08:14:45 pm): HURHUR BEEG WHOOP
Bella (08:15:08 pm): okay so i'll hang you from the ceiling fan by your pinky toe and turn it on and while you spin around i'll whack you with the axe
Bella (08:15:11 pm): and then when you
Bella (08:15:21 pm): *and then when you're ded, i'll poke you with my thumb
Bella (08:15:28 pm): THAT MY FRIEND IS CREATIVITY
Cissy (08:15:32 pm): OH CRAP
Cissy (08:15:38 pm): I JUST REMEMBERED
Bella (08:15:40 pm): WHAT
Bella (08:15:44 pm): O.O
Cissy (08:15:48 pm): YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
Bella (08:15:53 pm): MAUAUUAHAUHAUHA
Bella (08:16:08 pm): i'm going to come and speak snake inside your ear
Bella (08:16:33 pm): that's right, i'm going INSIDE YOUR EAR
Bella (08:16:35 pm): XD
Cissy (08:17:02 pm): aieeee
Cissy (08:17:18 pm): medon'twantnoBewwasinmaiear!

Once a little girl asked Cissy and I if we talked weird on purpose or if that was just how we talked. This is just how we talk, people.